Saturday, February 28, 2004

Amusing

If you only knew the power of the dark side.
Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis.
"You do not know the power of the Dark
Side." There are two possibilities: you
are a Star Wars geek, or you are unreasoningly
scary.


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Friday, February 27, 2004

I'm not quite dead yet...

I'm just in grad school.

Friday five courtesy of Adam:
Going through some old papers my parents brought from their house last week, I found several notes to my parents from teachers I'd had growing up. I got to thinking about the legions of teachers I had for the first 21 years of my life, and wondered:

Who were the 5 that had the greatest impact on me as a person, for good or ill?


1. Pat Miller - The strictest, meanest (by reputation), most interesting English teacher I ever had. I haven't spoken to her in years because I still haven't done anything good enough to report. Last Christmas, though, I did leave a note and photo on her door, realizing that I may live the rest of my life without doing anything worthy of note. In some ways, it's my goal, actually. Ah well. When her husband had a heart attack, I went up to the hospital with my friend Lori to check on how she was coping. We asked if there was anything we could do to help her, and she positively retorted, "not unless you plant Christmas trees." So I planted Christmas trees. She assigned chapters of literary criticism by D.H. Lawrence that were hysterical, but NO ONE laughed in Mrs. Miller's class. After fifteen minutes of silence, she became impatient and said, "Don't any of you people have a sense of humor?" I snickered after that, but still only in my mind.

2. Bob Wall - I don't know what it is about Vernon that causes me to think of people by their first and last name run together. Maybe I still do it, but don't pay attention any more. Anyhow, Bob Wall was my 9th and 10th grade Biology teacher. He had a very dry sense of humor and a twinkle in his eye. As an old man, he was obligated to hang out at the Dairy Queen and drink coffee in the afternoon, where I would occasionally turn up to torment him with my companvy. When friend of mine asked about how we got formic acid from ants, he quipped, "We press them." Ha! His wife Vivian was an intersting person in her own right and was my 8th grade science teacher.

3. Prof. Nancy Roser - my current Children's Lit Professor. The woman is amazing. Apart from juggling almost a dozen projects and collaborations, we turn up in class and do exactly what she wants us to - without her seeming to have told us. I feel like I am experiencing magical teaching. I don't know what the impact on my life might be, but if even a little bit rubs off, I will have gained greatly.

4. Prof. Mia Carter - My senior year in college, she off-handedly remarked, "I'll be glad to write you a rec when you apply to grad school." Just like that. No queries, no advice. We never discussed it again, but it made an impression on me. I ran into her a few weeks ago, and she said to come by her office sometime, and I expect I will.

5. My logic professor at MSU. I cannot remember the man's name, but I have never had so much fun. We spent the entire semester arguing to a standstill in front of an audience.

Saturday, February 14, 2004

Friday Five: The Valentine's Edition

From Roganda

Hi everyone! Thanks for letting me join...I think this whole Friday 5 idea is a cool one. Sorry for my general slowness in posting my answers, and for my tardiness today.

Here's the question:
So Valentine's Day is coming up, and my impulse to be timely has overcome my dislike of mush, so today's question concerns love.
"Love is omni-inclusive, progressively exquisite, understanding and tender and compassionately attuned to other than self." R. Buckminster Fuller.

What are five ways that people in your life (any relation: child, parent, spiritual advisor, friend, etc. etc.) have demonstrated through their actions that they love you--whether they meant to or not? (bonus points for interesting, unusual, unexpected or especially subtle examples).


Hmm. This one was decidedly hard for me. Not sure why.

1. A boyfriend of mine in high school (He was a student at the local Jr. College.) snuck onto campus several times - and got caught and thrown out at least once - to put letters (partially written in elvish) in my locker. Weird, I know, but so surprising (especially the first time) that I was quite struck by the effort.

2. A different boyfriend used to tease me mercilessly about a slight flaw in the shape of my legs. He was a right bastard in a lot of ways, but in this he actually gave me the impression that he had bothered to look at me in a memorizing kind of way, with an eye for detail.

3. My son saw a picture of Salma Hayek flash up on Will's computer screen and cried, "Mommy, it's you!" When I recovered from my helpless fit of laughter, it occurred to me that this was the best evidence of beauty and the beholder.

4. My daughter reported (in the car, of course, and appropros of nothing) that she loves her daddy more than her head, but she loves me more than her whole life.

5. My husband has patiently suffered me these 10 years. Some of the highlights of the ways in which I can try a man's patience are: We spent every minute of every day together for 70 days, during which I was once forced to look over at him and remark, "I have absolutely nothing to say to you." I constantly rearrange the furniture. I start impossible household projects requiring skills that I do not have. The habit has more than once caused him injury (even stitches). I have a strange reluctance to throw the breakers in my house when hooking up a dishwasher or light fixture. I don't answer the phone. I don't check the messages. I haven't let him live down using his stage voice for our wedding vows (and I'm unlikely to, quite honestly). Really, the man's staying power is unlike anything I've ever encountered. And that's what counts in love. The surprises are nice, but overall, I'd rather be less surprised (it's not easy to surprise me anyway) and more certain of love and acceptance. Somehow, he is able to reassure me of that when I find most people suspect if they open their mouths to say anything even vaguely complimentary to me. Soul chemistry.

Saturday, February 07, 2004

Friday 5

Proving every English teacher's nightmare that people do not read unless forced, Ray ponders:

Knowing the folks on the list, something similar to this has probably already been asked. Still, it's what I came up with after letting it simmer for the week so, here goes: My wife sits and reads all the time, and I used to as well. I've wondered why I don't anymore, and I think it's that since High School G/T classes, I haven't been forced to. I miss it. My question is, which books would you miss in my situation? More accurately, which 5 books have made the biggest impression on who you are, and why?

1. The Hobbit/The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkein - Hmm, this book's influence on me is so complex that every now and then, I am still surprised when I see its mark on my life. Other languages, other worlds, an ultimately sad but beautiful love story, honor, sacrifice, uncertainty, friendship, fellowship, salvation, hope.
2. The Book of Common Prayer - To me, this is the definition of beautiful language.
3. The Once and Future King by T.H. White - The ultimate mentor/student relationship coupled with "child who is nothing special turns out to be hero" plot.
4. The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes by A. Conan Doyle - This is what sexy is - highly intelligent and detached, but burning with a passion bordering on obsession for what he loves.
5. In the Night Kitchen by Maurice Sendak - It's not only OK to be naked, it's fun!

Wednesday, February 04, 2004

Conversations in the Car: Part 2

William: ...it's an amphibious vehicle that drives you on a tour of London and then jumps into the Thymes. It'll be great...

Merlin: A what?

William: A car that can drive on the land and in the water.

Merlin: (confidently) God made everything on the land and in the water.

William: Well, some people believe that, but not everybody thinks so.

Merlin: Yes he did!

Merideth: Not everybody believes God is a boy.

Merlin: (exasperated): Duh! He is.

William: I'm not sure. How do you know God is a boy?

Merlin: (with great contempt for our idiocy) He just is. Duh! He told me.

William and Merideth exchange glances.

Almost in unison: Has God been talking to you?

Merlin: Ye-es. At church.

William looks blank while Merideth supresses a giggle and asks the question which should have occured to her some time back in the conversation.

Merideth: Is God the man at church who blesses the bread and the wine?

Merlin: Yes.

We are now laughing silently too hard to refute this idea very effectively.

Merideth: That's Fr. Hoster, Merlin. He is our priest, but he isn't God.

Some thoughtful silence

Merlin: Maybe Jesus was a girl.

groans from the adults

William: Well, actually...