I don't ever recall my body reacting this badly to stress

My shoulder and back muscles are actually in pain due to the amount of tensing they have done this last two weeks of semester. Grades due, textbooks due, reports of all shapes and sizes due. All while continuing to keep the attention of students whose minds wander after five minutes in the best of conditions.

I have never needed a massage. I don't even like the concept of a massage you pay for, but damn, I feel like Quazimoto over here.