I like the nightlife, I like to boogie

So, tonight I am attending a high school dance as a chaparone. My wife teaches at the school and is in charge of the dance, which means I am giong to the dance as well.

This will be my first formal dance since my crowning high school achievement, the attending of six different proms with six different girls my senior year of high school. I was quite the prom expert by the end of it.

Tonight, I will have to listen to bad music sadly, but it will probably be the only dance my daughter attends where she will actgually want to dance with me instead of some evil person attempting to rip her love away from me.