Saturday, May 29, 2004

Justin likes "Rent"

In connection with my recently mentioned love of musicals. I just read over at Dark Horizons the following article.

Dark Horizons: Justin likes "Rent", Gary likes "Batman" (May 29th-30th, 2004)

The article says that Justin Timberlake is hoping for a part in the recently announced Chris Columbus film version of Rent. Now, there is only one part Justin would be up for: Roger, the HIV+/rock star wannabee/recovering heroin addict. Now, I have many, many problems with this. Firstly, I love Rent, it is one of my favorite musicals and is brilliant on stage. Conversely, I dislike Justin. Nothing personal, but I find his public persona annoying and I know he does not have the acting chops to pull off this part. The character is emotionally volatile and very fragile, and Justin can not pull it off. Also, Justin's notoriety will contradict Roger's poverty and namelessness. It will just be too hard for audiences to see Justin as a starving artist living in squalor.


I am also quite worried about Columbus directing this. This movie will require lots of innovative camerawork and editing and neither is a Columbus forte. Don't get me wrong, Columbis is very talented in his standard venue (teen movies), and I will not flat out say he will ruin the film. But the amount that Columbus will have to stretch his craft to make the film work is troubling.

Lastly, let us all hope that Neil Patrick Harris is cast as Mark. He can sing the hell out of that role. He is on Broadway right now as the narrator of Assassins, and has played Mark in productions in LA and New York. And Taye Diggs should reprise his part as Bennie from the original Broadway cast.


Friday, May 28, 2004

Friday 5

And on time...

Laura gives us this weeks question

I have a confession to make: I actually like watching those lame, cliche-filled success-story films. You know the ones I mean - girl works her way off the streets and ends up studying in Harvard; boy wants to dance his own steps; girl wants to sing but her mother forbids it. Yeah. Hallmark channel material. Add a pot of ice cream and a box of tissues and I'm all set for the evening. Now that I revealed my darkest secret, what are your five most uncool passions? - from Laura

Hmm, I have always lived under the delusion that my participation in something automatically makes it cool. Now, as one of the geekiest people on the planet, I have no basis in reality for this, but at least I sleep soundly at night...

Also, I refuse to categorize movies (in general) or travel as uncool.

Having said that

1. Musicals. I love Musicals. On Film, on stage, on CD, anywhere I can get them. Performing in them is even better. I think I have always felt that the world would make a lot more sense if it just broke out into a song and dance routine every once in a while. Then I would know when people are overjoyed, or sad or worried. There is something about how musicals force you to wear your emotions on your sleeve that really intrigues me. And when you get a song that is well written and a performer that is unafraid of the emotional vulnerability of the song, I am in bliss.

Plus, once upon a time I used to be pretty good at performing in musicals, and I still love to sing along to them. Until my children tell me to be quiet. But I am working them into musicals as well. My daughter and I are pretty good at the Little Red Riding Hood/Wolf duet from Into the Woods.

2. Star Wars Toys. My passion for this has fallen to almost nothing since Lucas released the crapfests that are the prequels, but before that, I loved collecting Star Wars Toys. I have a lot of the original characters and ships. I have a full collection of the PoTF characters that came out in the hype leading up to Phantom Menace. I have some rare things, a lobby brochure from A New Hope, a personalized glossy from Mark Hamill. And one day, I will forget all about the prequels and get all my toys out again for the world to see. But not for a long,long time.

3. Robert Heinlein. I feel weird writing this one, because to me, Heinlein is the epitome of cool. I want to live in his world. But I concede that many others think of him as a strange and worrisome man, and worry about the fact that I re-read his novels on an almost monthly basis. But, I do feel passionate about him. I never fail to get a charge from reading his works, and if I could figure out how to be Lazarus Long, I would do it.

4. My Home Entertainment System. Now, I can think of nothing cooler than an eight-foot wide HD-TV and DVD with Surround Sound, but apparently, some disagree with me...

5. Politics. Sure, it is vitally important. Yes, uninformed and uninvolved people are frustrating. But on the same token, people that can endlessly discuss the political ramifications of the small changes in electoral college votes due to the 2000 Census can hardly be considered cool. Or even non-nerdy...

Saturday, May 22, 2004

Upon suffering through Troy

Just saw Troy, and it annoyed me in many, many ways. I found it dull, awkward and very badly acted. But a few things stuck out as really awful.

1. Not to give anything away, but there is a character that is portrayed as dying at Troy that did not die at Troy. Why would they think it OK to change a very important part of Greek History (mythological history sure, but still). I realize that movies are about Good defeating evil, in fact, that is why I love movies so much, but that does not allow people to change established history just to satisfy narrative conventions.

2. Isn't Helen supposed to be at least moderately attractive? There were at least three other woman in the movie that were much, much cuter.

3. Just so everyone knows, the battle of Troy took years, not weeks.

Friday 5 (It is Friday Somewhere...)

Sometime in the last few years, I crossed a couple of great divides. For one thing, I stopped being depressed about my life. For another, I completely changed my dietary habits and my attitude toward exercise. Both of these are major changes that I never thought possible, and having made them, I feel somewhat of a discontinuity from the person who, for so long, waited to cross those divides. What are the five greatest divides that you've crossed so far in your life?

I am having a lot of problems with this question because I have a hard time looking at my life in stages. Things seem to flow naturally from one thing to the next without my consent or active participation. Sure, I recognize the society made divides. Graduations and such. But mentally and emotionally, I still feel pretty darn connected to me at age 10. In both good (curiosity, for example) and bad (shyness) ways.


The Great Divides

1. I remember sitting in the living room just after we bought our house, visiting with most of my college friends. I looked around and was stunned as I noticed that, just a few years out of college, we were all married, with careers and some of us with children. It was a very visual reminder that I was an adult (sort of) and that childhood was long gone. Well, at least until I go senile at 90.

2. The scattering to the winds of Watermill Productions. Watermill Productions was the company formed my four of my best buddies directly out of college. It was a crazy, crazy idea, and we did just about everything we could do wrong wrong. But, it was moviemaking, after a fashion, and it was with some of my favorite people in the world. It is the one thing that I wonder what if about, because I wonder if we had just kept making movies one right after another, smoothed out the kinks in out filmmaking abilities and our work habits what we could have accomplished. But real life interfered, and Watermill is no more. And this is one divide, while it has happened, I am not 100% willing to accept. I still think that one day we could together and make the brilliant comic farce I know is in us somewhere. We might be 75 retirees when we do it, but that might just add to the comedy.

And I think, Friday 5 loser that I am, that is it. Really. I do not consider my marriage a divide, because to me divide means there is a part of me that wants to go back, that longs for how life was before. And not one atom of me wants to go back to life without the Mrs. And the same with the kids. My jobs are silly, and I only do them for the cash, so career changes mean nothing to me. I will always be trying to figure out how to make movies, which has been the driving force for me most of my life. So there are no divides there.

The nice thing for me is that I see no divides in the future either. The Mrs. will stay together, the kids will grow up and possibly leave, but it will not dampen my love for them, or my desire to help them accomplish whatever they want to do in life will not lessen.

Friday, May 21, 2004

I hope no one had to hurl...

According to this story, 81 people in England just broke the record for most nude people riding a roller coaster.

Now I have a few questions

1. If they "broke the record", doesn't this imply that there was already a record for Naked Rollercoasting? Are two guys in Orlando really disappointed that they no longer hold the record after riding Big Thunder Mountain Railroad in the buff in 1976?

2. If the roller Coaster is really scary, is shrinkage an issue?

3. Why do I never get invited to things like this?

Yahoo! News - Where Did They Put Their Ticket Stubs?

Alias et al.

As part of my effort to watch the DVD versions of the best Television has to offer, I have recently plowed through the first and second season of Alias. The first season was good, and extremely intricate for a TV show, which I appreciated, but I was unable to form a real emotional bond with the characters.

The second season, however, is art. The addition of a major character and how that character affected everyone else really made the show pleasing to watch.

Then I watch the season finale last night and I was yelling at the screen because of the plot trick they revealed in the last 5 minutes of the show. I normally hate such plot twists, but this one fit well into the world of the characters. So, watch Alias. First season is good. Second season is fantastic.

Buffy Season 6 comes out on Tuesday, so I will soon be engrossed in that.

Right now, I have Band of Brothers. I have watched the first two episodes and so far I am very unimpressed, especially given the hype surrounding the show. The history is fascinating, but the scripts seem weak and a lot of the acting forced. Now, I have only seen 2 of the 10 episodes, so it might pick up some. But right now, I am disappointed. I already know, however, that I will need to read the book, because the events surrounding the Company is incredible.

Flying car more economical than SUVs

I want of these right now...
Flying car more economical than SUV | The Register

Thursday, May 20, 2004

Salon.com Arts & Entertainment | Gameboys

Salon has a funny little story about two guys playing D&D for the first time in many, may years. My favorite part is the discussion of alignments for political figures.

Salon.com Arts & Entertainment | Gameboys:

"Tom: The complicated gradations of good and evil. You could make your character good, neutral or evil, but then you could shade it with 'chaotic good' or 'neutral evil' or 'lawful evil.'
Jeff: If only our leaders recognized such careful gradations. The Axis of Chaotic Evil is a much better way of looking at things.
Tom: Bin Laden is very much a chaotic evil figure. Lots of charisma points, though.
Jeff: How about Donald Rumsfeld?
Tom: I'm going to say lawful evil. How about John Kerry?
Jeff: Neutral good.
Tom: Ralph Nader?
Jeff: Definitely chaotic good. The bastard. "


It reminds my of my entirely too geeky youth, when embarrassed about talking about girls in front of my parents, my buddy Elliot and I described them in D&D Character terms.

"Her charisma is only a a 10, but her Dex is through the roof..."

Sad, sad times, my friend...

Texas doesn't like the Unitarians...

So, Our lovely State Comptroller, Carole Keeton Rylander Strayhorn has decided the Unitarian Church should not receive tax-exempt status in Texas.

Star Telegram | 05/18/2004 | Unitarian group denied tax status:

Ther rationale: the "organizations did not mandate belief in a supreme being."

So, In Texas, if you don't worship God, you are not a church. Lovely. I love Texas, but I hate our politicians.

Tuesday, May 18, 2004

Random Thoughts on the draft...

Good evening. Sorry for the slow updates, but I am still adjusting to the new sleeping schedule. And now I have a few catch up thoughts.

Chris has a well researched rant regarding the possibility of another draft in the US. And while I am 100%, totally against a draft, I am a bit relieved that they are considering raising the maximum age from 25 to 35. Why? Because that means I am still eligible. For those that know me, I am not the military type to begin with and a draft board would have many reasons to 4F me (I think 4F is the right word for rejecting someone). I am overweight, have bad hearing and am currently the sole income provider for my family. However, I am on a diet, Merideth is close to being done with grad school and I have years of experience faking my hearing troubles.

I do not want to join the military, and I certainly do not want to go to war. But the thought of some anonymous 18 year old kid being forced to go to war instead of me makes me physically ill. I just don't think I could handle the emotional weight of knowing that kids are dying for some stupid war while I sit at home working my silly, little job. (A job, by the by, that the military would classify as a highly useful skill).

I believe that my first duty is to my family, and I know that putting myself in harm's way would be terrifying for them. But I also have a duty to humanity, and it seems to me that trying to keep even one kid out of an idiotic war so that they can grow up, marry someone as wonderful as my wife and have kids as beautiful as mine is worth the risk.

On another draft note, I have no idea what the exemptions the draft boards will offer, but if they are pondering registering men and woman up to age 35, that puts the possibility that my wife could be drafted and sent to war. And let me tell you, I will personally overthrow this and any other government before allowing Merideth to go to war. The idea of separating her from our children is not to be borne.

So, I plan on opposing the draft in any way I possibly can. I plan on voting for Kerry so that the Oval Office has someone with half a brain sitting in it, and we might avoid the draft. I plan on fighting for people that oppose war-mongering, and I plan to stand up for my beliefs anytime, anywhere. But should the draft come, I will join. Not for this stupid war, or this stupid president, but for the 18 year old kids who have had the chance to enjoy life as I have.

Monday, May 10, 2004

Yahoo! News - Despite Rhetoric, Bush, Kerry Agree On Many Issues

This is the sort of news story that scares me the most. I had hoped that the disasterous 2002 elections would have opened Democrats eyes, but I was sadly wrong...

The last thing the country wants to decide is whether to pick Bush or Bush-lite. Because Bush will beat Bush-lite every time.

Now obviously, this article is trafficing in some pretty vauge and broad descriptions of the candidate's policies. But still, the fact that this story can get onto the AP is Kerry's inability to articulate a vision of himself as anything other than the anti-Bush. And the anti-Bush will not inspire independents and swing voters to the polls.

Yahoo! News - Despite Rhetoric, Bush, Kerry Agree On Many Issues

Ralph Nader - Loser

Ralph did not get on the ballot in Texas. And the lawsuit does not look like it is on solid ground, as many other independents have gotten on the ballot in Texas in the past 20 years.

I realize that Ralph being or not being on the ballot in Texas will not make a whit of difference as to who gets Texas' electoral votes, but still, Nader having a hard time here and in Oregon will only weaken his ability to get on the ballot in places where his candidacy could affect the outcome of the General Election.

Now, if Nader's intent is to affect the outcome of the race, then more power to him. If Nader wants to say to the country that we have to help deny Democrats the White House because they are too centrist, that we have to elect Republicans to punish Democrats, then that is reasonable. I disagree with it, but it is reasonable.

However, Nader saying he is running to highlight issues he is concerned about is total garbage, as the issues he cares about are those most in danger by a Bush Presidency. So he is either lying, a political idiot or both.

Yahoo! News - Ralph reasonable Sues to Get on Texas Ballot

Friday, May 07, 2004

Friday 5

Rob asks:

"If you could travel forward in time and meet yourself for a drink or a coffee somewhere, what are the five things you'd ask yourself about how your life turned out?"

1. How are the wife and kids?
2. Have you made a movie seen by more than a dozen people?
3. Are we able to visit the moon yet?
4. What political party is in control, and do I need to escape to Mexico in an Air Balloon?
5. Have you visited 100 countries, or at least been to every continent?

Truthfully, I have a very hard time imagining myself old with a lifetime behind me. I have a hard enough time keeping up with my present day self.

Other Fivers:
Adam, Adrienne, Fionna, Gina, Gord, Jon, Julie, Laura, Marvin, , Mojave Sixty-Six, Morgaine, Ray, Rik, Ritu, and Roganda

Down and Out in Texas

Just wanted to make sure everyone living here in Texas were aware of this. Texas has effectively outlawed abortions after 16 weeks. They did this by passing a law that only hospitals and surgical centers can perform abortions after 16 weeks. The problem, not one hospital or surgical center in Texas offers abortion services and none are planning to. (Surgical Centers and hospitals have to meet tons of building codes that abortion clinics can not meet without a huge infusion of cash).

4 months is not a lot of time, especially given that often 1 and 2 moths will go by before the woman is even aware she is pregnant. Woman are being referred to clinics in Oklahoma, Louisiana and Kansas.

Down and Out in Texas

Sunday, May 02, 2004

I didn't believe it, but

it is true. Bush really is good for the economy...

Saturday, May 01, 2004

A Meme from Adam

Because people really want to see my odd political leanings.

Abortion?: I am adamantly Pro-Choice, and while I, being where I am in life, would not need abortion, I would not hesitate to recommend the procedure to a fifteen year old girl or a single drug addict. Yes, I would prefer for unwanted babies to be adopted. There are some wonderful people in the world who need babies to raise. I always find it a mystery that Republicans are so anti-abortion, and yet the instant the baby is out of the womb, Republicans feel they should be able to care for themselves. They cut health care for children of low income families, they refuse to pay for a decent education, they force single mothers to work minimum wage jobs which don't cover child care so that the children grow up with no adult role models, and prevent babies from being adopted by loving, same-sex couples. I want the lives that come into this world to come into loving, safe and healthy environments.
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Death Penalty?: I am against it. I do not believe a state has a right to punish someone by taking their life, ever. I have no problem locking someone up for life, but I do not think we should be wielding death as a punishment. I realize that my Anti-Death Penalty stance may seem at odds with my Pro-Choice stance, and in fact the only Anti-Choice view I can respect is an across the board No Killing Ever view. But there are several important differences. First, there is the difference between an individual choice and the choice made by the State. Second, Abortion is not punishment for the child, it is most often a heart-breaking admission by a woman or couple that they do not have the means to care for the child properly and third, I do not think that a three or four month fetus yet has "life". My deviation from Pro-Choice is I do not think a third trimester abortion should be preformed except in the case of rape, incest or the mother's health.
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Prostitution?: I think legalizing prostitution is important. Not because I agree with the concept, I can't even fathom paying for nookie, but prostitution is real, has been around since the dawn of time and is never going away. Legalizing prostitution would allow for greater safety and medical care for all parties, it would allow unions and price controls, it would allow taxation and it would remove the Pimps and Madams who beat their workers, force them onto drugs and take 90% of their take from the equation.

Alcohol?: Used with a modicum of sense, it is a wonderful thing. I do not favor the banning of anything just because it can be misused by the less intelligent among us. I do think that alcoholism is a disease, like any obsessive-compulsive disorder, and needs to be treated medically.

Marijuana?: As I have never seen any evidence that suggests that marijuana is any more dangerous that tobacco or alcohol, it needs to be legalized and taxed.

Other drugs?: Here is a trickier area. Personally, I have never used them, would never use them and advocate strongly against anyone else using them. The drugs impact on society is also dangerous, causing petty theft, prostitution, and enabling gangs to earn a living, On the other hand, I am not one to say flat out something can not be done. So, I would advocate the legalizing of all drugs if the following steps were taken and rigidly enforced. 1. Drugs may only be sold and consumed at licensed clinics staffed by medical professionals. 2. That the buyer would have to buy the drugs with verifiable income 3. The buyer would not be allowed to leave the premises before a medical professional determined that the effect's of the drug had passed. 4. The buyer would be subject to occasional lectures and demonstrations about the health dangers of the drugs in use. Unless all of these steps could be guaranteed, I would not agree with legalizing other drugs. And even if these steps were taken, I would be very vocal in trying to keep people from using them.

Gay marriage?: Should be legalized now. There is simply no valid, legal case for preventing them.

Illegal immigrants?: I think the US should have Open Borders. I do think there should be a screening process, and we should limit known terrorist and felons, but other than that, I think everyone should be allowed to live here that wants to live here. Just because I was lucky enough to be born in this country does not mean I should have the right to prevent a person from trying to build a better life for themselves and their families. Anyone willing to come to uproot themselves from their home and move their family to a totally new place on the faintest hope of a better life is the kind of person we need in this country. We have the room, we have the resources.

Smoking?: Just don't let my kids see you, and don't do it close to my wife, she has asthma. And for the love of God, don't go around yelling that your rights are being taken away because I want to sit in a restaurant without inhaling your garbage.

Drunk driving?: One infraction, and they put that little breath lock on your car for life. Period. And improve the breath thing so that it recognizes an particular individuals breath.

Cloning?: My Pro-Cloning stance is well known to those you who read my blog a lot. I am dead serious that I want a clone of me created so that I can have a brain transplant and live another hundred years. On a more serious note, advanced cloning technology could have saved my sister.

Racism?: An evil that should be stamped out with all speed and haste. I have no brilliant ideas how to do that sadly, but I will keep working on it.

Premarital sex?: Do it safely, pick your partners wisely, and don't kiss and tell. Other than that, use your judgment. By the by, I don't agree with waiting until you are married to have sex. Sexual incompatibility has broken many a household and that aspect should be investigated before tying the knot.

Religion?: A wonderful thing. It has done a lot for me personally, and is a great tool in personal growth. However, the instant someone believes they have a right to dictate to me how to live and what to think, it have left the realm of religion and become a personal power trip.

The war in Iraq?: An idiotic blunder. I can only imagine what was going through Bush's head, they only thing I know he was not thinking about was the safety of American citizens.

Bush?: I believe he is a gregarious if not overwhelmingly intelligent man who landed ass-backwards into politics because of his family name and some advisors that convinced him he could win. I believe this country is run by Dick Cheney and Karl Rove.

Downloading music?: I am very torn on this. I want the artists to be taken care of, but I want art to be free. Charging $.99 a song seems like a decent compromise. As long at $.90 of the price is going to the artist.

The legal drinking age?: If you can get drafted, you should be able to drink. Therefore, move the draft age to 21.

Porn?: Consenting adults? Then whatever...

Suicide?: If you are in constant pain, and have a few weeks to live, then do what you think is right. Otherwise, don't do it. Ever. There are other drastic changes you could do without destroying those around you. See a phycologist, divorce, move, change sexes, whatever. But suicide is never an option.

Assassins

Assassins is on Broadway, which I knew. But I was browsing the website and say that Niel Patrick Harris is playing the Balladeer/Lee Harvey Oswald. An interesting choice for Doogie Howser, and having seen him sing a few songs from when he was playing in Rent, I actually think he could pull this off rather well.

Friday 5 (Less than 24 hours late)

Adam queries:

I was recently involved in an online discussion of Role Playing Games, and one participant began rhapsodizing about the latest Final Fantasy game for the Playstation 2. The rest of the participants in this discussion were old-school, pencil-and-paper gamers, and the sneer in response to that one guy's description of a video game as an RPG was similar to the reaction you'd get for bringing a bottle of "Night Train" to a wine tasting.

So here's what I want to know, my Sinful Little Monkeys: What are the Top 5 things you're snobbish about? What things make you curl your lip, look down your nose and say, "Really! We don't do that here!"


1. Complaining about Politics but do not Voting. When getting into a political discussion with a new person (right before blinding them with a liberalism they don't expect from one has two kids and drives a mini-Van), I find out if they voted in the last election. If they did not, the discussion is over. You are allowed to complain if you vote and consistently lose. You are allowed to complain if you vote Green, or Communist or Constitution Party. Going down on a burning ship has a long and glorious tradition. But if people can't spend thirty minutes of time five times a year exercising the little bit of political power they have, then your complaints are invalid. Sure, you can disagree with what is going on (and currently I would be shocked if you do not disagree with how politics is going right now) but keep it to yourself until you vote.

2. Attacking the Harry Potter books because they were written for kids.. I can understand that magic just isn't some people's thing. I can get that some people prefer World War II thrillers or poetry, and that is great. But to say that because a book is written for children discounts it from being "literature" is the academic snobbery of the jealous and insecure. A. S. Byatt, you hack, I am looking straight at you...

3. Television. I believe, occasionally against all evidence, that the worst movie is better than the best TV show. There are obvious exceptions. Recently, I have been delving into the best of what TV has to offer (Buffy, Angel, Firefly, 24, Alias, West Wing, Sports Night, any comedy done by the BBC) and I have loved them and rank them higher than many films. But still, by and large, I will take Bio-Dome and In The Army over anything TV has to offer. I would rather watch Tomb Raider again that any sitcom for the first time. Really.

4. Reality Programming. OK, I understand this may just be a subset of number 3, but the entertainment value of Reality TV eludes me completely. Why would I watch a bunch of egotistical jerks (as you would have to be to compete in one of these "games") compete for cash and prizes? Why is this fun? Why is watching people humiliate themselves because they have too many student loans enjoyable? I don't see it. And I hate the reason we are being inundated with reality TV shows. Because TV Execs can make a reality show cheap because the silly people will perform without getting paid. Are there not too many really good, unemployed actors in the world without replacing a show with people completing to see who can inject themselves with the weirdest chemicals without dying for ten thousand bucks and a spot of Regis? I am eternally grateful that MTVs attempt at a Reality movie bombed.

5. Stupid People. This may be mean and cruel of me, especially given that I am no great brain and have been known to pull some pretty stupid stunts in my life (as demonstrated by the Friday 5 a few weeks ago. The stupidity of the rest of the Friday Fivers was not even in the same league as mine). However, people who talk about things without bothering to check the facts, who parade around wearing their stupidity like some kind of badge of honor aggravate the heck out of me.

Honorable mention: Not understanding the pure, clean joy of Disneyworld; Lumping Ren Faire goers in with LARPers...

Other Fivers:
Adrienne, Fionna, Gina, Gord, Jon, Julie, Laura, Marvin, Melissa, Merideth, Mojave Sixty-Six, Morgaine, Ray, Rik, Ritu, and Roganda