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Newsday has an article listing what various random entertainers would say to Bush if they met him for five minutes. Asley Judd's response is good, but check out Lemony Snicket's...

Five Minutes With Bush:

"'When I walked into the Oval Office, I would covertly cause some minor mishap - spill my coffee, step on the president's toe - and immediately, sincerely, profusely apologize. Once my apology was accepted in the spirit in which it was offered, and the president and I had a mutual understanding regarding the inevitability of human error and the importance of owning up to one's misdeeds for the purposes of overall harmony in matters of etiquette even during time of political disagreement, I would say to him, 'You see how easy it is, and so profoundly necessary, to apologize when one has wronged?''

- Daniel Handler, author, 'Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events'"