Saturday, November 29, 2003

NaNoWriMo.Org Winner!

If you will kindly cast your eyes to the left of this page, you will see that my I have replaced my National Novel Writing Month Participant Icon has been replaced by a National Novel Writing Month Winner Icon.

Yep. I finished "The Dregs" moments ago.

Finally tallies

50,011 words.
99 pages
220,681 characters
2180 paragraphs
4411 lines.

Woo Hoo!

With luck, you can view my winning status at NaNoWriMo.org here

NaNoWriMo.org update

48,132 words.

Must keep typing...

Must keep typing...

Friday 5 (Delayed by Thanksgiving Yummies)

By Marvin

This is Thanksgiving week in the US of A, the holiday on which immigrant Americans celebrate the poor foresight of the Native Americans who kept their Puritan forebears from starving to death. Which normally means that I could cop out and ask a question like, "Name five things you're thankful for." However, several people on this list are within driving distance of my home and are rumored to have poor impulse control, not to mention the alleged secret stockpiles of explosives and furry porn, so I'll go for something a little different: five separate questions, loosely related (just how loosely depends on how much scotch I manage to drink before I finish thinking them up).

Aside: It occurs to me that these questions betray a definite Anglo-Saxon Christmas-season bias. Please feel free to recast the questions to suit your own holiday traditions.



You've just sat down for you favorite holiday meal and you hear a knock on the door. It's Freddie Mercury in a tight white T-shirt and a gold lame halo—he offers to sing for his supper. What song(s) do you request and why? (Not necessarily Queen songs—since Freddie joined the heavenly choir he's been expanding his repertoire.)

After quickly setting up as much video equipment as I could find, and hastily shaking the money signs appearing in my eyes, I would request "We Are the Champions." I know Freddie can now sing anything, but why not let him do what he is best at, besides, singing We Are the Champions from beyond the Grave could possibly spark a new religious movement, one involving a lot of gold lame...


A certain relative or in-law so-and-so—the black sheep of the family, the one who drinks all the beer but never bothers to pay for any—shows up later in the evening. You know the one (assuming it isn't you, of course). What is his (or her, let's be fair) special talent that you secretly envy?

I think I am the Black Sheep... In fact, I am quite sure of it.


You've been feeding the family dog beneath the table. Fido's digestive tract isn't what it used to be. Which tasty morsel was it that stank up the joint?

The Yams. It had to be the Yams...


Between dinner and desert one needs a pause for digestion and reflection. In what special aid to this process do you like to indulge? Madeira, port, ye olde Sheep Dip, Longbottom Leaf, or something else?

I ususally prefer port for such a thing, but for Thanksiving, I never actually make it to the dessert, as I usually collapse from the amount of Turkey and Dressing I have consumed before the dessert makes an appearance. I usually have dessert hours later, after a good nap.


It's time for dessert. You've pudding and hard sauce but no brandy to set the former on fire. But there must be fire. You search the house for a substitute: what will you find and use?

Everclear...


Other F5 participants are: Melissa, Adam, Merideth, Chris, Gina, Dave, Craig, Gord, Adrienne, Nanette, Marvin, Rob, Laura, Jon, Ritu, Julie, Morgaine, Rik and Fionna,

Friday, November 28, 2003

NaNoWriMo.org Update

43,000 words.

I have to write 7,000 words tomorrow.

My fingers are sore.

Thursday, November 27, 2003

On this day of gluttony

I tip my hat to Sonya Thomas. I found her today in a news article entitled Petite Woman Wins Thanksgiving Eating Contest. Apparently, she downed 7 & 3/4 pounds of hamburgers in 12 minutes. Weighting in at 106 pounds, the burgers represented 7% of her body weight.

Intrigued, I googled her name and ran across her bio at ifoce.com (IFOCE stands for the International Federation of Competitive Eating).

According to her bio, she has taken the Competitive Eating World by storm over the past year, amassing 5 IFOCE eating records already, including

Chicken Wings: 134 chicken wings (in qualifying round) / 12 minutes
Eggs: 65 Hard Boiled Eggs / 6 minutes, 40 seconds
Hamburgers: 7 Burgers (3/4 pound) "Thickburgers" / 10 minutes
Pulled Pork: 23 pulled pork sandwiches / 10 minutes
Tacos: 43 soft tacos / 11 minutes

Sonya Thomas, I salute you!

Tuesday, November 25, 2003

Never has a Quiz been more true...

You Are Ed Wood From "Ed Wood."


You definitely have your name in history, although probably not for the reason you believe. Yet you are very accepting, non-judgemental, and optimistic almost to a fault. You also have a thing for angora sweaters. How could anyone not like you?

Take The Johnny Depp Quiz!

Saturday, November 22, 2003

Yahoo! News - Glowing Fish to Be First Genetically Changed Pet

Yahoo! News - Glowing Fish to Be First Genetically Changed Pet

OK, Glow In The Dark Fish are cool, but when do I get my miniature kangaroo?

Friday, November 21, 2003

NaNoWriMo.org Update

30,354 words.
62 pages.

My goal is to have 40,000 done by tomorrow night...

Friday 5ness

Nanette wonders

I work in the music business. Glamorous as this may sound, we are actually just two women in a home office in South Austin. Hipness, youth and cool factor are a common topic of conversation between me and my boss, I'm 35 and she's 39. We often reminisce about our cool groovy old days when we actually went out to see the kind of bands we work with and go to the clubs we talk to everyday and it dawns on us that we are sooo way out of the cool scenes we envision ourselves part of still.
Soooo, the topic is - what 5 ages would you like to be and why either to re-live or that you imagine would be ideal in the future. Hey, if you are so inclined and have a moment to spare, what about throwing in 5 ages you would NEVER want to be again, and why...


The Top 5 Ages of Will

1. The summer of my 21st year, living in an Oxford dorm, running around the UK with good friends. Meeting Merideth. This time, I would marry her in Scotland like I wanted to.

2. The summer of my 24th year, wandering around Europe with no cash and a Eurail pass.

3. The fall of my 25th year, and the summer of my 27th, when Merlin and Gavin were born.

4. The Fall of my 21st year, when I was dating Merideth and I first began film production courses at UT. It was like all of my plans werecoalescingg.

5. Really, any age Merideth is around I can deal with.

The Worst 5 Ages of Will

1. I never, ever want to relive Middle School. 12-14. It was a horrifying time that gave me more psychological scars than I care to think about. It is my opinion that everyone between the ages of 12-14 should be forced to live in solitary confinement for their own good.

2. I am gloriously happy every day of my life that I am no longer 20 and wondering why the hell I can't figure out dating and wondering if it was just something wrong with me.

3. Ages 0-10. These were good times to be sure. I had a great childhood, but if I magically get a life redo, I want it to be a time I really remember and savored.

4. Older than right now. I don't want to be any older than I am this second, and the only reason I continue to age is that I have yet to work out the intricacies of time travel. Waiting on Dave, really...

5. I never want to relive losing my sister. Not an age exactly, but still...

Other F5 participants are: Melissa, Adam, Merideth, Will, Chris, Gina, Dave, Craig, Gord, Adrienne, Nanette, Marvin, Rob, Laura, Jon, Ritu and Julie.



Thursday, November 20, 2003

New Feature

I have added a Fire Escape to the site. It is that Green Button just above Potentially Useful Information over there to the left.

If the boss is a coming, and you need a way out fast, click that and you will be transported to a work-safe site. (Currently, google.com)

Hope this helps.

Which came first?

Do I hate home improvement projects because I am no good at them, or am I no good at them because I hate them?

Hmmmm...

Saturday, November 15, 2003

NaNoWriMo.org update.

OK, very excited, as I am half way done. 25,015 words to be exact. I had been planning to have 3 books, 16,667 words each, but I have only just completed Book I, so it looks like two books of 25,000 each. But still, Book I is down and only 25,000 words to go.

Friday, November 14, 2003

This is the most amazing thing I have ever read...

Everyone read this right now

Myths Over Miami
Captured on South Beach, Satan later escaped. His demons and the horrible Bloody Mary are now killing people. God has fled. Avenging angels hide out in the Everglades. And other tales from children in Dade's homeless shelters


Thanks to Neil Gaimen for posting the thing.

I wonder if this is a good thing?

What No Nonesense Comic Book Character Are You?

John Constantine Pic
You are John Constantine.
John has a strong knowledge of the occult and at
times he appears to wield strong magical powers
but he has also become known as something of a
con-man, more likely to talk himself out of
trouble than pull a rabbit out of a hat.


What Gritty No Nonsense Comic Book Character are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

Truthfully, I was hoping for someone blue...

A Yummy Friday 5...

Adrianne ponders:

Lately, I've been thinking about food. It's something I think about a lot, granted, but this is more about food and place. For me, these communications are intense and evocative. The question: if you could travel back to any place you've lived (or, in a pinch, visited) and have just one meal in each location that reminded you of the time you spent there, what would your top five stops and dishes be?

1. Lamb at the Morocco restaurant in Epcot, DisneyWorld. Merideth and I went to Disney for our honeymoon, and this was my favorite meal of the trip. (Although the food at Chefs de Paris is heavenly). I dressed up in a suit and tie, Merideth wore her sari, which is stunning and I love it when she wears it. On the way to the restaurant we were waylaid several times by Indian tourists who were so shocked at an American wearing a sari that they had to have pictures. We sat down at the restaurant, listening to Moroccan music, borrowing the waiter's fez and watching belly dancers. We ate roasted lamb with couscous and wine, which was amazingly succulent. We laughed a lot, and I remember thinking how wonderful it was to be married to Merideth.

2. The Oxford Steakhouse. Wichita Falls, TX. This was the swank eatery in Wichita Falls, and the place where Merideth and I went when we celebrated an anniversary or needed to cheer each other up. Wichita Falls was a difficult time, especially money wise and we often needed the cheering up. Spending more money than we should have, and often more money than we actually had on a peppercorn and whiskey steak with potatoes, salad and merlot always made me feel a bit better.

3. The Alamo Cafe. San Antonio, TX. This was my high school hang-out. It was not unheard of to spend 3 or 4 meals a weekend here. It is where we would meet to discuss plans for the night or wind down from a long weekend at a speech tournament. You could often just walk in and find your friends. We had a ritual at the Alamo. They would bring out the tortillas (the tortillas are why you go to the Alamo Cafe, they are handmade and served very hot. You get a tortilla, pass in back and forth in your palms to cool the tortilla off, and then roll it up and dip it in the sauce. The you get an enchilada plate #3 and hang out. The Alamo Cafe is still open, although they have since moved to a new location, which doesn't hold near the charm for me (although the tortillas are still excellent).

4. The Hobbit Cafe. Houston, TX. My Parents used to bring Casey and I here to eat as an occasion. The walls were filled with Tolkien art, and the door was big and green. You could order food named after Lord of the Ring Characters and drink Elvish tea. It used to be a Vegan hotspot, but now it has relented to serving meat in addition to Vegan food (Thank God). For our first Valentine, Merideth and I drove to Houston, ate here (which was great) and then went to see Theatre Under the Stars perform Jeckel and Hyde (which was abysmal). After the performance, we were surprised that there was food and sweets laid out in the lobby. We were dressed up and feeling snazzy. As we went from table to table, eating the delicious snacks, it dawned on us that we had wandered into a private (and expensive) reception for donors to a Houston school district. We munched what we could until we were asked what school our children go to, and then hot-footed it out of there. Good times, good times.

5. The Bread in Versailles. Paris, France. OK, when you are next in Paris, take the Metro to Versailles. Exit through the main doors of the train station (by Versailles the Metro has turned into an above ground train). Be sure to use the main exits and not the smaller side exits. Once through the station doors, turn left. The first shop on your left, in the same building as the train station is Bread Heaven. The Mecca of Bread. Bread Nirvana. Merideth and I had no cash, and so we could not afford to into the Versailles palace, just wander about the grounds eating the best bread ever. We have since talked with a lot of people who were disappointed with Versailles, but apparently because they paid the huge gobs of cash to see the gaudy palace interior. For once, our poverty paid off.

Other F5 participants are: Melissa, Adam, Merideth, Chris, Gina, Dave, Craig, Gord, Nanette, Marvin, Rob, Laura, Jon, and Ritu.

Before the Friday 5, A NaNoWriMo.org update...

19,732 words.
Still on Book I, which is taking longer than I thought to wind up.
859 paragraphs.
40 pages.

I really need to be at 25,000 words by tomorrow, preferably more.

Saturday, November 08, 2003

NaNoWriMo.org Update

OK, done for the day.

15,771 words, and almost done with Book I.

It is complete and utter crap, but it is on paper.

Actually, it is not on paper, it exists only as light pushed around a silicon chip, but the important thing is that is exists.

NaNoWriMo.org Update

10,121 Words
380 Paragraphs
20 Pages

I am way behind shedule.

And as a teaser. The 10,000 word is "some"

Friday, November 07, 2003

Friday 5

I've just thought of this question, and perhaps it will be tortures difficult to answer, but... I've been reading Kim Stanley Robinson's The Years of Rice and Salt, a stunning alternate history that raises many questions about history, religion, culture, meaning (and how humans make or find it)... and offers some beautifully thought-out answers or possibilities to these questions. It's a wonderfully crafted novel, and I highly recommend it.

On a more literal level, the novel asks the question: What would have happened if the Black Death had been so virulent, and so alien to Westerners, that it had wiped out 99% of humans in Europe instead of only the mere third of Europe it killed off? The result is a stunning weaving of speculation, understanding of human nature (for European colonialism could possibly have been carried out, differently, by other empires, and surely something comparable would have been if the West had been thus destroyed). I think it's a powerful way of looking at our myths about the goods and bads of Westerners, by examining a human history absent of Westerners.

In any case, I want to save that for my review of the novel. But I will say that it has gotten me thinking about questions of historical inevitability. Consider the printing press: while movable type was a stunning idea and the key to the success of the Gutenberg printing press, the Chinese had already invented a kind of print press with movable print blocks. It's even sometimes suggested that the Western printing press traces back to the Chinese, in the genealogy of technologies. I think it's reasonable to say that, given paper and alphabetical language, someone would have figured out this movable-type print concept eventually. Maybe not for a long time (though we have no reason to think so), but eventually.

To your mind, which five other innovations in history are those which were basically inevitable? Which events do you think were simply bound to happen, and if they'd not happened as they did in our history, would eventually have happened elsewhere or elsewhen, even in the face of something like one of the major world civilizations (along with its technical contributions to the long and intercultural ferment of the development of technologies) having been completely wiped out?

(Please note that these could be technical, philosophical, religious, social, or other innovations. I don't only mean technologies.)

From Gord,

Where to start, where to start.

1. Theatre. Theatre is a natural evolution from language. Once you use language to communicate, you begin an oral storytelling tradition, and Theatre emerges from that. I am not sure that Film or TV would have emerged, as they both depend on technological advances that may or may not have occurred, but Theatre would be found anywhere language was able to develop.

2. Long Distance Communication. As a species evolves to communications, and that species begins to thrive, spatial concerns dictate that groups of people will begin to live outside of shouting or walking range, but they will still need to communicate. It could be a mail system, or morse code with radiowaves or light or drums beating, but some way to move a message quickly will be invented.

3. Animal domestication. Any species resembling humans, ie their main survival trait is the ability to reason and create tools, will always seek to use the survival traits of less intelligent species to their advantage.

4. Artificial means of generating warmth and cold. Again, any species resembling the humans are adaptable and therefore will work to make themselves more comfortable in whatever environment they are in.

5. A mythical justification for mortality. Any species with language abilities and who is aware of their own mortality will, I think, automatically attempt to explain what death is and what happens after death. I think these stories would almost always include the person traveling to another realm of existence because no one can contemplate the thought of turning to dust without getting really depressed.

Also playing are...
Melissa, Adam, Merideth, Will, Chris, Gina, Dave, Craig, Adrienne, Nanette, Marvin, Rob, Laura and Jon

Thursday, November 06, 2003

Hmmmm

Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You?



Really, I think I am way more Obi-Wan than Galadriel

Saturday, November 01, 2003

Another NaNoWriMo.org update

I know these updates must be awfully dull, but this kind of public display is what motivates me to keep going.

I am done for the night at 5,919 words. I was really hoping to get to 10,000 today, but this is my first day and I need to gain some momentum. I need to write 4,000 words over this week so Saturday morning I can start on my next 10,000 words. My goal is to get 10,000 words every Saturday.

And remember my NaNoWriMo Mantra,

Remember kids, if you don't care about quality, you can do anything!

NaNoWriMo.org update

3,000 words down. 7,000 to go for the day.

Remember kids, if you don't care about quality, you can do anything!

I now begin my Novel

Hopefully, my plan to write despite how awful the thing is sounding or how corny the plot is, will do me well...